The Stupid Sparrow

The Stupid Sparrow desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Sparrow always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Sparrow carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Sparrow often carried a sword that they would smash. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Sparrow craved for a radiator that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Sparrow carried a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.