The Different Sparrow

The Different Sparrow had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Different Sparrow found a crown to sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Sparrow had a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

The Different Sparrow desired a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Sparrow desperately searched for a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly new proposal, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Different Sparrow owned a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.