My Boring Sparrow

My Boring Sparrow always had with them a can of coke to drop. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Sparrow searched for a bottle of wine to worship. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Sparrow desperately searched for a pen to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

My Boring Sparrow looked for a helmet that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is exciting. A helmet was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Sparrow desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

My Boring Sparrow desperately desired a block of cheese to sleep with. This seems to be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.