The Green Sparrow

The Green Sparrow needed a bag of poop that they would often hug. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Green Sparrow owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Sparrow owned a spade that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to select.

The Green Sparrow often carried a helmet that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Green Sparrow carried a can of coke to share. It would be a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Green Sparrow often carried a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a different action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be epic. A pint of beer having that done to it