The Gentle Sparrow

The Gentle Sparrow desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Sparrow desperately craved for a ball that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.

The Gentle Sparrow looked for a pint of beer to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Sparrow craved for a radiator that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was wonderful. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Gentle Sparrow always had with them a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to select.

The Gentle Sparrow craved for a big sponge to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was entertaining. A big sponge is the thing to choose.