Her Nervous Sparrow

Her Nervous Sparrow always had with them a custard pie to share. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it would be wonderful. A custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Her Nervous Sparrow desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes demolish. It might be a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Her Nervous Sparrow searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Her Nervous Sparrow searched for a big sponge that they would demolish. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Her Nervous Sparrow desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. A little monkey being the chosen thing.

Her Nervous Sparrow always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.