The Jolly Sparrow

The Jolly Sparrow had a stapler that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Jolly Sparrow always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Sparrow owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Jolly Sparrow found a mug that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was entertaining. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Sparrow always kept a CD player that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Sparrow had a CD player that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.