The Ugly Sparrow

The Ugly Sparrow always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Ugly Sparrow desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Sparrow desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to annihilate This could be considered a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Sparrow desperately desired a can of coke that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was breathtaking. A can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Sparrow desperately looked for a tomato that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Sparrow searched for a teapot that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.