A Boring Sparrow

A Boring Sparrow carried a toilet brush to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be stunning. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Sparrow always carried a mug that they would often hug. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A mug is the item to choose.

A Boring Sparrow desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

A Boring Sparrow found a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a cup was the chosen thing.

A Boring Sparrow desired a melon that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

A Boring Sparrow needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.