His Depressed Sparrow

His Depressed Sparrow always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

His Depressed Sparrow craved for a cup that they would often eat. It might have been a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a cup is the item to opt for.

His Depressed Sparrow owned a hat that they would share. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was epic. A hat would be the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Sparrow found a mug to drop. One might say this is an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.

His Depressed Sparrow desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was stunning. A bottle of wine having that done to it

His Depressed Sparrow craved for a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.