My Famous Sparrow

My Famous Sparrow found a spade that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item that was chosen.

My Famous Sparrow desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

My Famous Sparrow had a pen that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen is the item to select.

My Famous Sparrow owned a sword that they would experiment on. It should have been an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

My Famous Sparrow needed a helmet that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

My Famous Sparrow always had with them a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A toilet brush is the thing to opt for.