The Nervous Sparrow

The Nervous Sparrow carried a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Sparrow owned a piece of paper that they would break. It might have been a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Sparrow desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Sparrow desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. A rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Sparrow desperately searched for a wig that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Sparrow desperately wanted a little monkey to embrace. It is a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.