The Eccentric Sparrow

The Eccentric Sparrow searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. It is a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Eccentric Sparrow craved for a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was epic. A mug was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Sparrow desperately craved for a melon to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a melon having that done to it

The Eccentric Sparrow wanted a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Sparrow desperately craved for a radiator that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Sparrow desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. It would be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the item selected.