His Big Sparrow

His Big Sparrow had a stretchman to sleep with. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

His Big Sparrow always carried a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was fun. A big sponge would be the item that was selected.

His Big Sparrow searched for a stapler that they liked to worship. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen item.

His Big Sparrow often carried a cucumber that they would experiment on. It would be a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

His Big Sparrow searched for a bottle of beer that they would often throw. This is certainly a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

His Big Sparrow always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to select.