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But don't you think all matches are scripted?

Dana: Okay guys one of you two will have to beat the shit out of the other. Possibly put him in a coma okay?

Fighter 1: Yeah sure, I'm training like crazy for this day.

Fighter 2: Me too, I will beat the shit out of you.

Fighter 1: ?!?

Dana: Awesome, don't let anyone know tho. We might lose our promoting license, lose BILLIONS of dollars and never book a UFC fight again just so we can script a fight nobody cares about.

Hahahha!
Okay
Finally I agree that UFC is 100% real.