Humorous Quips

Quips – a witty or funny observation or response, usually made on the spur of the moment, or it could be a clever, usually taunting remark.

The following quips are funny, and at the same time, there is truth in them. Maybe that is why they make us laugh – because we are able to see the humour, and relate to what’s being said. Sometimes, we find it funny because we are caught out, the quip took us by surprise.

I hope there will be at least a few in this collection that bring on a smile. Remember them and go make your friends laugh.

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I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. - Samuel Butler

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. - Cyril Connolly

Food for thought gives some folks indigestion. - Ken Alstad

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice. - Bill Cosby

Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue! - Unknown

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. - John Ortberg Jr

It’s all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. - Richard Armour

Women diet to retain their girlish figures for their boyish husbands. - Evan Esar

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking. - Earl Wilson

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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