Humorous Wit

Laughter truly is good medicine. Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain. It's linked with improved cardiovascular health, pain relief, and immune system functioning.

Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. I hope they make you laugh. Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.

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If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation. - Rose Kennedy

You can’t judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him. - Evan Esar

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. - Jack Yelton

It’s important to be open-minded, but not so open-minded that your brains fall out. - Rick Radebaugh

Everybody wants to help Save The Earth, but nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes. - Tom McMahon

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. - Unknown

If you keep your mouth shut, you will never put your foot in it. - Austin O'Malley

By all means marry; if you get a good wife you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one you’ll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. - Fred Allen

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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