Humorous Quips

Quips – a witty or funny observation or response, usually made on the spur of the moment, or it could be a clever, usually taunting remark.

Cultivate, and develop your sense of humour because it is when things are not going well that you need your humour the most. Life is too short to waste it worrying about things you have no control over. So, relax, laugh and have fun when you can.

Laugh as heartily as you can, as often as you can. It is through humour, and laughter, that we soften some of life’s demand on us. And once we can find laughter, no matter how painful the situation might be, we can survive it.

Enjoy this selection of humorous quips. They are funny but at the same time, there is a lot of truth in some of these quips. May your week ahead be filled with laughter.

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If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

I don’t understand men. I don’t even understand what I don’t understand about men. - Maureen Dowd

For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like. - Abraham Lincoln

He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each. - Douglas Adams

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. - Unknown

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer Unlimited

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H. L. Mencken

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. - Will Rogers

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. - David Frost

You don’t need to know all the answers. No one is smart enough to ask you all the questions. - Unknown

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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