Cheeky Humour

I enjoy all sorts of humour. When I come across any phrase that makes me smile, I always keep a note of it. On days when I have the blues, I will take time to go through my collection, and it will instantly make me feel better.

Humour and laughter are the antidote to a stressful life. When possible, where possible, laugh. Your laughter might be the only ray of sunshine some people see for the whole day.

If you are having one of those days where you are finding it hard to laugh, have a look at the following. Maybe that will bring on a chuckle, or a smile at least.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail. - Unknown

If someone is hotter than you, you are cooler than them. - Thermodynamics

Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but it’s always worth trying. - Pamela Anderson

Beds last on an average much longer than marriages. - Michel Houellebecq

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. - Tallulah Bankhead

If a woman shows too often the Medusa’s head, she must not be astonished if her lover is turned into stone. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. - Woody Allen

Sometimes, I wonder what happened to people who ask me for directions. - Unknown

You could say anything you wanted to someone you thought you were never going to see again. - Cassandra Clare

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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