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Where I grew up, a local joke went like this: Why don't Goats all cross the road at the same time like Sheep do? Because Goats read the Paper before they eat it.

It was a common thing that multiple Sheep would get hit by Cars. Another common thing involving Cars and Sheep was when sheep would eat your garden, an owner could not be found, but when a Car hit a Sheep, that Sheep had 40 owners.

Yes, Sheep are not that smart, lol!