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Step right up!
That part does annoy me, too.
Reminds me of....

"Let me sell you the Exclusive Secret to Making $50,000 a Month Online, for just $49.95! This Report will Tell YOU Everything!" The "secret" of course is duping others into forking over $49.95 for the "secret" report, so they can talk others into forking over $49.95 for the "secret." Didn't we used to call those "chain letters" before there was an Internet?