Humans are strange
From an animal's perspective, humans are downright bizarre — mating for fun, walking upright, making endless facial expressions, using deadly tools, shedding all their hair, and never shutting up. This article breaks down six freaky human traits that boggle the minds of our fellow creatures!
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To Animals, Humans Are Incredibly Strange
1. Reproductive Mode: In Heat All Year, Just for Fun
Humans stay sexually active year-round and often mate purely for pleasure. To animals, this behavior is absolutely baffling—especially when people hide away afterward.
2. Upright Walking: Giant, Toxic-Looking Monsters
Standing tall with huge bodies and wrapped in brightly colored “skins” (clothes), humans resemble walking danger signs. In the wild, vivid colors usually mean “stay away,” and with weapons in hand, humans are even more terrifying.
3. Facial Expressions: A Thousand Crazy Faces
Humans can make a stunning array of facial expressions—wink, grin, scowl, smirk. If a dog pulled this on another dog, it might be seen as mentally unstable.
4. Handy Hands: Built for Tools and Destruction
Human hands can grip, throw, and wield every weapon imaginable—from spears to slingshots. With long-range attacks and horseback hunting, it’s no wonder animals view humans as “flying-mouth predators.”
5. Hairless Bodies: Swapping Fur for Fashion
Most animals grow fur for protection, but humans shed it and put on clothes instead—like tearing off your own pelt to wear a new one. Unnerving. What they don’t realize: it’s part of a high-efficiency sweat-cooling system that allows humans to outlast prey over long-distance hunts.
6. Language: The Never-Ending Noise
While animals rely on scent and body language, humans talk constantly. But this chatter allows for abstract thinking, complex planning, and tool-making—making us the “terrifying upright apes” who rule the planet.
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