It may be of some help to those still holding out hope for that mythical "career" to understand that Human Resources is in actuality the "gatekeeper" whose primary function is to say,

It's a sad commentary on the times when you need to create an online profile that gushes about how your life really revolves around being hired at XYZ Corp and that you dream about participating in the glorious future it has to offer.

Oh, and you're still screwed because you can only do this once and your lifespan at XYZ Corp will be about 3.7 years.