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Hi precious the silver mermaid. Do your "people" drink tea? Asking for a friend.

My people.....? What do you mean my people? But yes, we drink tea.

Baaaahahahah, precious the silver mermaid, you scamp. Well, I was not sure if I My friend was not sure if he should say "people" or "fish" because, as you know, you have a fish tail (and no gills) & boobs (but no legs).
Wait, hot tea?