Local Man Brags About Being Banned from Every Site He's Been to, Finds Success at Steemit
Greenbay, WI - Steemstreet Journal caught up with local man Jerry Scamfield, who has found a new home after being banned from every site in existence - except steemit.com, his new love.
"I'm very happy right now", Scamfield told Steemstreet Journal. "Extremely happy."
"I'm not ashamed to admit that I've been banned from every site on the internet. Some of them I've never even been on. Everything changed when I found the revolutionary social media site, built on a blockchain, steemit.com when I could finally post my mile long posts of horsheshit and nonsense without fear of being banned."
Indeed, local man Scamfield shows no fear in the face of honesty, and wears being banned from practically the entire internet as a badge of honor.
"I always remember what Winston Churchill said: 'You've been banned from a social media site? Good. It means you stood up for something.' I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something like that."
But how did Scamfield manage to gain massive popularity and a following on this Steemit site, despite his past failures and reputation as a scammer?
"What I really love about Steemit is the fact that no one reads anything. So, what I do is I just make my posts really long, so it doesn't matter what I say, people just skip to the end and upvote. And then other sheep follow suit. It's great! All had to do was buy a bunch of fake Twitter followers, so people think I'm some sort of a big deal, and I could do and say whatever I wanted!"
But there is yet another factor that helps Scamfield maintain his popularity, even though there are skeptics.
"You see, the way the Steemit community is, no one has the balls to stand up to me because they're afraid their account gets killed. So, people instead will simply kiss my ass, or remain quiet because they lack backbone, as well as any sense of honor. Yet another reason why I feel Steemit truly is the future of social media."
In addition to being a blogger, Scamfield has also dipped his feet in the world of stand up comedy, a story which Steemstreet Journal will keep its readers updated on.
It’s funny because it’s true.
You really captured the essence of Jerry and his experience here. Good job!
I'd say it's sad because it's true.
You're a funny ass mutha fucka. . . This post had @rawdawg rollin'
Have to agree grrrrrr
I can't wait to read about young Jerry and how he grew up to become the greatest social media presence evah!
Am not a friend of our Finnish ski jumping creative god - however, that is kind of funny lol! Even upvoted this, might resteem -damn you know writing - sounds like same school i ran through @schattenjaeger
HJAHA
Sounds pretty accurate
There is a story here, can't wait for your take on the stand-up thing, which was certainly hilarious in 'cringy-ness'. I only remember waves of akward flooded the room as Jerry went into explicit lyrics about the consuming of his marriage, but maybe that was just me being drunk.
no balls!! I will flag that guy right now. if you want me. ok I might do it tomorrow.
The OG playa right here.
If he didn't put his face on every paragraph I think there would be a lot less hate.
So true!
Fake it until you make it OG killah
I'm starting to think Jerry needs a computer upgrade!
I need that computer to mine Electroneum.
Arghhh Scamfield drives me nuts. I'm pretty sure I muted that ass hat. This post is hilarious thanks for confirming what I always thought he was. Greasy mofo he is.