The Secret Behind Your Success

*Dear Friend,

• Thanks for starting to read this — trust me, you're going to enjoy it. So take it slow, and soak in the fun!

I had a dream about you last night. In that dream, you and I grew up together. I got into farming early and dropped out of school. You? You were always busy studying, eventually going abroad for higher education.

We lost touch. Then one day, I heard you were coming back home! I rushed to your place. Behind you were three or four luxury cars. When you stepped out, there were crowds of people around you. I couldn't even recognize you at first!

I tried to approach, but your bodyguards held me back. You didn’t recognize me until I introduced myself. Then you smiled and said, “Oh! It’s you!” and handed me a business card. “If you’re ever abroad, come visit me,” you said.

Time passed. I had nothing much going on at home. So I thought, why not visit you? I flew abroad and finally found your office address.

Your office was in a giant 7-storey building. On the first floor, there was a sign: “Please leave your shoes outside.” Alright, seemed reasonable. I took them off.

Second floor: “Remove your clothes before going to the third floor.” I looked around and saw heaps of clothes — so I followed the rules. Might be a strict office thing.

Third floor: A long queue. Everyone was completely naked, standing in line. A big sign read: “It’s very hot inside. Remove everything — including undergarments — before entering.” I figured, okay, rules are rules!

Finally, I entered the room — and what do I see?

There you were, completely naked, lying down with your eyes closed. People were taking turns to touch you, rub you, stroke you. Beside you was a meter ticking up with every touch — the more touches, the more money!

That’s when I finally understood the secret to your success!

You're getting rich... by being touched! *Genius!