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RE: Get Off My Phone, You Sneaky Scumbags!
Funny! Back when there were door-to-door salespeople, I wanted to install a small screen by the doorbell that would play a short film clip called "what happened to the last salesperson" showing them getting skewered and then blown up... triggered by a motion detector.
Laziness got the better of me...
Stay lazy - and get a Rottweiler - they don't mind doing the running, in the slightest!
We had a big black great Dane when I was a kid. The hallway went straight from the back of the house to the front door which was all made up of small square windows. There were a couple times that the dog was charging down the wood floors of the hallway and couldn't stop in time. There was always a very quick retreat when her nose punched through the glass!
I lived on a farm, quite remote, so we always had one or two big dogs with a bad attitude concerning strangers.
I used to play with them all the time -Big softies - if they were not chewing off gypsies hands when they tried to come and steal things..