:D this made me laugh. It won't be long though mate.

Kind of a Steemit reference, though I said in on a serious note :D

She does make a decent blueberry pie.

In many recipes they say to put one portion of quark or sourcream as the filling. My secret is to put one portion of both and then more blueberries (or bilberries) than on the recipe. Tell your wife that this tip came from the guy who ate that huge burger in front of her eyes. She must believe it's a good one.