What the!! The nerve on that guy! And just when I'm writing the Traffic Koans too! Those basturts!

Drivers with pesky little cars are almost always the perpetrators for some reason. They both must have the clap that's why they're itching to get the space so that they could have their nethers looked at. Maybe that's why the doctors say never to stick or be stuck by something unclean.

There's a special place in hell for space stealers for sure. Rather... a spatial place in hell.