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For me, my grammar is mostly terrible because, well... Oh look blinky cursor! C'mere blinky cursor!

It blinks and winks and shines!! Woohoo!!

Let's chase it!

It disappeared when I clicked POST. Damn POST... Oh, wait! There it is again!!

I see it, I see it!!

Where?? Where!? Oh there it is!

Wait wait, I've got it! It's over here!!!

Damn blinky thingy doesn't want to be captured!

I saw it in my sleeps