My Troubled Troll

My Troubled Troll had a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to select.

My Troubled Troll always kept a toilet brush to smash. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

My Troubled Troll always kept a cheese grater that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Troll desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

My Troubled Troll always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often hug. It would have been an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

My Troubled Troll always carried a pint of beer to put in the bath with him. It would be a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought it was the most awesome idea. A pint of beer would be the item chosen.