Boring Troll

Boring Troll always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Boring Troll desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen item.

Boring Troll desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Boring Troll wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Troll carried a custard pie that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be amazing. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Boring Troll desperately needed a stapler that they would often annihilate This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A stapler is the item to choose.