The Scary Troll

The Scary Troll desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would demolish. It was a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. A pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Scary Troll carried a sponge that they would throw. It should be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

The Scary Troll had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Troll always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be sublime. A bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Troll always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Troll desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen thing.