His Orange Troll

His Orange Troll had a cheese grater that they would often break. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

His Orange Troll searched for a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

His Orange Troll needed a pencil sharpener that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

His Orange Troll desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to choose.

His Orange Troll craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Orange Troll desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to demolish. It might have been an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen item.