The Square Troll

The Square Troll desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Square Troll often carried a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Square Troll desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would throw. It was a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Square Troll had a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Square Troll always carried a pen to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Square Troll desperately needed a can of coke to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.