A Hungry Troll

A Hungry Troll often carried a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Hungry Troll had a teapot that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A teapot is the item that was chosen.

A Hungry Troll always had with them a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

A Hungry Troll always carried a toilet brush to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

A Hungry Troll often carried a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Hungry Troll always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. It would be a bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.