The Special Troll

The Special Troll needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Special Troll desired a bottle of coke to experiment on. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

The Special Troll found a melon that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Troll carried a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Special Troll desperately wanted a rubber johnny to share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Troll wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.