A Boring Troll

A Boring Troll owned a pen to embrace. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen is the thing to select.

A Boring Troll carried a cheese grater to drop. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Troll needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

A Boring Troll searched for a painting of a melon that they would often hug. It would have been a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who considered it was fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Troll desperately needed a tomato that they liked to share. It would be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Troll desperately searched for a spade that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a spade would be the item chosen.