Nervous Troll

Nervous Troll craved for a can of Tango to play with. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Nervous Troll looked for a melon that they would often experiment on. It might have been an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

Nervous Troll desperately desired a lava lamp to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be wonderful. A lava lamp is the item to choose.

Nervous Troll always carried a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Troll found a rubber chicken to rub on his belly. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Nervous Troll owned a stretchman that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.