The Scary Troll

The Scary Troll looked for a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be an odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Scary Troll owned a pencil sharpener that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Troll always had with them a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Scary Troll wanted a piece of paper that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Scary Troll looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary Troll craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.