A Purple Troll

A Purple Troll desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly curious idea, to me, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

A Purple Troll desired a little monkey that they would often annihilate This might appear to be an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

A Purple Troll desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

A Purple Troll always carried a spade that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a spade being the item selected.

A Purple Troll desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to select.

A Purple Troll desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.