'You seem fairly normal considering.'

Course I am, it's not all this..! Alcohol is a terrible drug, but we can buy it from Asda.
I would say most of them are better underground as they currently are. I haven't done any this century. It's all in the past now.
I know alcohol can wreck lives and smoking still kills a lot. I just drink in moderation these days. The drug industry is still a big problem though. There's some going on in our village, but my kids have stayed away from it. Definitely don't want to be injecting stuff.
I'm too old for all that now, it's not great for your body.., but it was an unmissable experience.