Oh my goodness! I hope you will not be offended but this had me laughing so hard it brightened my outlook after a nasty day of research. Funny but not so funny as you have to endure these kinds of people lacking in so many skills. It is true the public schools have failed the children miserably. Many no longer can write but only print and on and on it goes. I know this is serious stuff but I still can't stop laughing. Maybe you should put out an Ebook if you had enough of these stories because they are both interesting and funny.