The Green Unicorn

The Green Unicorn had a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Unicorn desperately searched for a pen that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

The Green Unicorn always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. This seems a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Green Unicorn owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Green Unicorn searched for a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. It was an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Green Unicorn desired a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese having that done to it