The Talented Unicorn

The Talented Unicorn needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Unicorn carried a computer that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Talented Unicorn craved for a pen that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen thing.

The Talented Unicorn searched for a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a strange activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be fun. Honestly, a computer being the item selected.

The Talented Unicorn found a block of cheese that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Unicorn searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was sublime. A bottle of coke was the chosen item.