His Lonely Unicorn

His Lonely Unicorn desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

His Lonely Unicorn carried a wig that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A wig is the item to choose.

His Lonely Unicorn searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

His Lonely Unicorn often carried a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was selected.

His Lonely Unicorn desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. It might be a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Unicorn craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.