The Handsome Unicorn

The Handsome Unicorn looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Unicorn had a mug that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Unicorn owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Unicorn always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Unicorn desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Handsome Unicorn desperately craved for a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. A little monkey would be the chosen thing.