The Confused Unicorn

The Confused Unicorn always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly different thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Unicorn desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Confused Unicorn desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Unicorn desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It might have been an odd operation, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Confused Unicorn wanted a rubber chicken to drop. One might find this to be an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Confused Unicorn wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.