Tired Unicorn

Tired Unicorn had a stapler that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Tired Unicorn carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It is a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Tired Unicorn always kept a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot having that done to it

Tired Unicorn owned a cup that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cup of all things.

Tired Unicorn searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be magnificent. A sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Tired Unicorn often carried a cup that they sometimes smash. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.