A Boring Unicorn

A Boring Unicorn needed a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Unicorn desperately needed a can of Tango to insert somewhere. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Unicorn wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

A Boring Unicorn desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

A Boring Unicorn looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Unicorn searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.